My eyes flew open at around 4am, without my conscious permission and before I was properly awake or even able to attempt to focus them....

Wait! You are telling me that the kids holding hands and singing in that Facebook picture actually have melt downs and occasionally try...

He looked up at me and declared, “why don’t beds float? We should make beds that float!” Or you could pay more attention to where you are...

My quick search revealed that since most bios of this type are written in the third person even though they are about oneself, I should...

…now ALL the birds will want one.